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My Worst Hook

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We kept kissing and I end up completely naked. I recently reached out to my peers to share their stories and they did not disappoint. He was going so fast and hard that he accidentally slipped out and went into the wrong hole. I mean licking my chops, willing to fuck anything. She excused herself to go to the bathroom.

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CRAZIEST HOOK UP STORIES...COLLEGE IS WEIRD (Colleen Marge)

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I had a new roommate that year that just transferred so I thought it would be nice to take her out and show her the hot spots at our campus. Not sure why but I felt obligated to be polite rather than say I was lied to and leave. She was giving him a blowjob and he fell asleep. The other two join us so whenever possible I get my friends eye and look up to their hotel room since that is where he is supposed to be but he is not getting the hint. And bringing a little humor and levity to the situation can do wonders. That shit shows up with a vengence and makes no apologies. We get to his house and things immediately start to get intense.

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17 People Share Their Most Brutally Cringeworthy Hook

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Jake was in no better shape then me. Everyone finishes, we pass out in his bed, and I wake up in the morning with a semi-intact, if blurry, memory of the night before. Suddenly very awake, I quickly got up, grabbed my coat and walked back to the mods. She then started showing me her tattoos. We end up going back to his place and fucking.

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My Worst Hook

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It is a term belonging to machinery, not humanity. To my horror my host mom burst in through the door because she thought someone was trying to rob her from the amount of noise coming from the kitchen. Long story short, I never used his bathroom. We are naked under the sheets in the dark and I reach into my pants pocket for the jimmie hat. We jumped in, swam around, and worked up an appetite. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you.

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So at the end of the night, I made my move and she decided to come back with me. So i met this girl after i pretty much saved her from drowning while i worked as a lifeguard during a summer back in 2014. It is wonderful for me but not 'hitting her in the right spot' so she keeps repositioning us until her legs are around my waist and she is supporting he weight by holding and leaning off the balcony guard rail. He's one of those 'I go to the gym every day and drink things that involve raw eggs and grass' types. She drove for the date and before we even went to.

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What's your best/worst hookup story? : AskReddit

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He seemed cool enough at first, and though he said he forgot his apartment keys someone buzzed us up anyway so I figured it was normal. What we need to see is that doing this will leave us chronically frustrated. Only, from this one, some sort of weird, squawking sound was coming out. Is there anything possibly worse than boring someone in bed? I thought you would be out there for a while by the serious look on your face. To say I caused some damage that night is a serious understatement. I try to kiss her and she turns her head away.

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20 Same

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About halfway into our virginity-losing session, his mother pops her head in to ask if I can stay for taco night, and we both scream at her to not come down the stairs. I had a date one night and slyly grabbed a rubber out of the box as I was walking down the hall and quickly put it in my pocket. The following are 12 of the most painful, or just downright hilarious, sexual encounters that I had the pleasure of hearing about. People interested in submitting their story fill out a questionnaire that asks about the sexual experience, activities involved, consent, contraceptive precautions, the best and worst thing about the hookup, and whether it was a positive or negative experience overall. I once hooked up with a girl who put a call out online saying she was lonely and wanted some company, so I hopped on a train and met her, spent like £50 on a bunch of alcohol, I got wasted and we had sex, during it I fell off the bed backwards and shot up announcing I needed to pee.

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Drunken Hookup Failures

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All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. We hook up and the next day my roommate tells me that he was awake and heard the whole thing. As the night started to wind down I got hungry. Freitas recognizes that the most lamentable aspect of hookup culture is not, as some social conservatives would argue, that it will lead to the moral decay of a modern Sodom and Gomorrah, but that it is so boring. Needless to say, it was a little awkward in the morning but my friends came and picked me up shortly after I woke up. They looked at me in shock when they saw me lying on the couch with the piglet.

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For some reason he wanted to park at a dairy bar, which is right next to a main road. My phone had died in the night so I plug it in. She was significantly overweight, bad complexion, and certainly not the female in the pics. Well, one day I went to a party and ended up sitting next to this really cute guy all night. We continue to talk to the other two when I feel something being pushed into my hand underwater.

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