Kyle Lots of people will when I tell them! Cartman Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy. Kyle decides to follow them and takes the next elevator down. Or maybe we haven't been told such a big fib after all. Kyle walks back to the window and looks out over the street below. So the only way for me to try and help the situation is to be involved in it, so that I can steer things in a direction that is more beneficial to the actual crack babies.
Let's see what they have balls to do for the rest of the season. Cartman and Butters approach it and knock on the front door. And if there was any government agency listenin' in on this heah conversation, they should know that we'er not talkin' 'bout slave ownership. Cartman You think you can do whatever you want 'cause your corporation is a university?! Kyle You guys, we've just been screwed over and lied to! Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans among them, George Clooney , a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations more… An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. . Kyle Here's the thing: Whether or not I'm a part of it, crack baby basketball is popular.
Kyle I've designed it to be the best place for them to live. Phillip That one was smelly. What's so unethical about that? They also have a bucket of champagne on ice next to them. Bacon inside pancakes, bacon meatloaf, they even have a bacon sundae for dessert. Kyle is between Cartman and Butters Cartman We are turning this thing into a legitimate sport, Kyle. Cartman is in his corner office talking to someone on his phone Cartman It's the easiest thing in the world! Cartman It's not just a hot tub. Kyle has brought Stan to the restaurant with Cartman and Butters.
Kyle Why do you have a video camera? Craig Get out of here. Well, as subtle as a non-profit organization that's extorting its unpaid players to make millions could be. Dude, the thing is, we're not the ones that made them crack babies. Anyway, I have seen this episode twice already. Cartman Egh, to things we need to keep the office running, Kyle. Cartman My peaches, what a wonderful office you got yourself heah.
They're finding a useful place in society. Kyle Oh it's, it's so sad. Cartman But of course you own slaves, because, oh. Which crack baby team are you betting on this season? I gotta go volunteer, dude! Cartman Look, you morons, Slash clearly has a fan club, right?! I know, I know, right? Cartman Are you fucking serious? Cartman We heard about you through the Passages Sobriety Clinic? Hoho, that is brilliant sahr. We've got some bad news. He seems to have heard something behind him, so he turns over and sees Kyle standing in the middle of his room, talking to himself.
It will definitely be one of those that I can watch multiple times and one of the better ones from this season too. Cartman checks his watch as if he's waiting for someone. Cartman We made a thousand dollars in eleven days. The other boys are sitting down between two Asian ladies, who are holding bottles of Sprite and various plates of food lay on their table Butters I like that boom boom pow Them chicks be jackin my style They try and copy my swagger I'm on that next shit now I'm so three thousand and eight You so two thousand and late I got that boom boom boom That future boom boom boom Let me get it now Cartman You've got a constant flow of athletes that never dries up, Kyle. A place where they can finally have the care and happiness they deserve.
For some bizarre reason, the second target was Guns N' Roses guitarist, Slash, and his ubiquitous ability to play at multiple venues. They are talking loudly over the music in the background The Black Eye Peas Shitting on y'all wit the Boom, boom! Shitting on y'all wit the Boom, boom! For sure we have a clever take on sports as business, as well as a fun times with the boys tasting success, failure and the hard reality — if you know musician Slash who doesn't? Roger Clyde, the truth is Slash isn't a person. This is a prestigious university and I am not saying one more word to you! Craig and Clyde are talking to the postmaster there Postmaster Let me get this straight. A lot of McDonald's french fries sit behind them. Kyle arrives a couple of second laster.
Even with that title, I still expected something better than what I saw. Cartman But then, who was the guitar player for Guns N' Roses? Cartman leads the other four to Denny's. Dean Howland In the what? Don't you ever wonder how Slash can be aaall those places at the same time? Kyle So then where did the eight hundred dollars we made from selling an Internet ad to Payless Shoe Source go? We've come here every night for Denny's Baconalia specials. Betsy is washing dishes in the kitchen when the phone rings. We might've got screwed, but the really tragic thing is that those, those poor crack babies at the hospitals are just gonna be stuck there, with nowhere to go.
Cartman How can Slash be playing in Colorado Springs and Moscow at the same time?! Cartman It's not illegal Kyle. I admit we aren't actually doing volunteer work at the hospital. Beats so big, I'm stepping on leprechauns Cartman After you. Somewhere around the medical center, Stan and Kyle walk along Kyle It's unbelievable, Stan. Find a stepladder of some kind and risk my safety to get up there and change the rules?! No show is still good at that point, and this is no exception. A highlight of the season the whole Slash thing is. There's six hospitals within a ten-mile radius, and all we do is pit the crack babies against each other with a little ball of crack.
Kyle The government could come after us, Cartman. Overall point: I've been watching the show for about 7 years, saw every one of them, and this was the worst I've ever seen. Kyle I knew you were doing something terrible! In front of all this are Terrance and Phillip, dressed in saffron cloth. We have your table waiting, sir. Now imagine Eric Cartman doing some similar work to that of Brad Pitt's character, replace baseball with crack baby basketball and you now have a good idea of what this crazy episode is about.